...And now for something completely different.

I have thought about doing this since I started this blog. And I'm in a particularly strange mood today, which means I may remove this post when I come to my senses. Here are some samples of writing I've done in the past 5 years. Notice how it gets increasingly worse over time? Whats up with that? I am old and uncreative.
Don't mind the editing on that first one. Its just too recent to be public at this point (if interpreted correctly)